Is That A Threat?

You may have not known, but sadly someone is out to get me. First there was the drive by in Merrylands (where i live) and then another drive by in Glebe (where i work)

Pretty suspicious stuff if you ask me. But what makes me think they're STILL out to get me? Haven't they stopped? Aren't they at home drinking hot chocolate and patting themselves on the back? I've got something terrible to reveal to you. They are NOT. They're still out there plotting their next move. And how do I know? They sent a warning! Yesiree they did exactly that. I was walking back from work, on Broadway, when all of a sudden I hear this man yelling. Some other dude had stolen his bag and now he was chasing after him. Some guy was robbed in front of my very eyes. Now that just can't be a coincidence.

I wasn't gonna hang around for any longer so I go on with my journey and go into a bookshop to buy some books. When I come out a couple of minutes later there are the cops, arresting the bag thief. Makes you feel proud of the police system doesn't it? But then I started thinking. Why did the asshole with the bag get himself arrested so fast? And then it hit me! Three things happening within the span of a week. It's a warning! Dun Dun Dunnnnn.

Now I have to be all ninja like and evade my attackers stealthily. If you see me in a corridor (which you probably won't because of my stealht) wearing a ninja mask, you know why. You know.