THE ROYAL WEDDING

I don't know if you've heard, but last night Prince William and Kate Middleton got MARRIED! FINALLY! It was a beautiful occasion. She looked stunning in her lacy wedding dress and he looked every bit the prince in the red Irish guard uniform.

If you weren't one of the 2 billion people in the world watching the wedding from inside Westminster Abbey, outside Westminster Abbey, at Kate's (or as she is properly known as now - Catherine) hometown of Buckleberry or on TV, you should just give up on finding the beauty in life because you just missed it. Luckily for you though, I happened to be live-tweeting the whole ceremony. So you can read them and it'll be just like you were there. You're welcome.

WEDDING TWEETS! (click em to enlarge!)

But seriously, of all the .. zero... weddings I've been to that one was the most special. This goes down in history, yo!