Math is a Wonderful Thing...

Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when i was seventeen... wait, I'm not seventeen
yet =="
anyway, that's a song and it's raining outside...it started raining when I got off the bus. On me... GEDHIT!?

Now the real reason for this post. Today in math I had a pretty interesting chat with Aida about life, tv and plans for out future. Enlightening stuff, it is. And right here, exclusive to my blog, is an excerpt from that chat.

Note: Keep in mind, I told Aida that life was a bitch earlier on. XD

Aida: i will never speak to you if u dont come on friday....
Me: meh
Aida: guess wat...life may be a bitch to u..but for me..i get everything/...MUAHAHA
Me: xcept me coming on friday ... =="
Aida:we will see bout that..i have a plann=
Me: no YOU will see..i won;t be here :)
Aida: i have a plan...burn the dentists housse..and work..and equipment..'
Me: uhh..he's an ORTHODONTIST AIDA!!
Aida: orthodontist smorthodonist
Me: my FOOT!
Aida: dont blow ur wig allison
Me: MURDER!
Aida: by jolly allison..is ur hair on fire...
Me: jolly good day fora cup of tea
Aida: ill tell u where to shove that tea..goods day miss edeHAIR
Me: good day
Aida: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Me: i swear on sylar's grave that i am not coming on friday
Aida: sylar dont have a grave to swear on...so SUCK!
Me: no, YOU SUCK
Aida: SYLAR IS WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN UR STINKING PETER...HE IS...EMO!!!
Me: YOUR MOTHER!
Aida: YEH HOW I MET UR MOTHER IS A GOOD SHOW...
Me: only janette's met my mother =]...
Aida: well..my mother...i bhate u ==""
Me: shame
Aida: shame ur mom...
Me: shame on your name cause your comebacks are lame!
Aida: he who rhymes...needs new lines... OHHHHHH
Me: he who hesitates masturbates
Aida: he who smel it..dealt it
Me: he = aida
Aida: masterbates=allison
Me: no.
Aida: i dont think so miss edeHAIR
Me: whatever trevor
Aida: look at me...
Me: no thanks, mr. ZEERIC
Aida: thats prince masmushmabaz for u !
Me: my name is allison president :)
Aida: my name is...awesome..
Aida: I WIN>..im the last to talk...BO YAH!!!

And there it is. Hope you've learnt something today. Just a taste of what happens in a day with Allison. :)