A Great Injustice

It pains me to tell you all of a great injustice performed by someone we previously thought was an angel. We though that she would NEVER hurt a fly. She was OUR ALLY! But, my friends, it turns out that NONE OF THAT WAS TRUE. In reality, this person is the devil incarnate.

And who, I hear you ask, am I throwing such a serious accusation at? Why, it is none other than ... REBECCA BLACK.

DUN, DUN, DUUUUNNNN!

Now before you start defending her with your meaningless arguments (all LIES!), let me tell you a story. A story of one girl's goal to be followed by Rebecca Black.

*FLASHBACK TRANSITION*

It was an early Saturday morning. The sun was out, the birds were chirping and my spirits were high - it felt like it was going to be a good day. If only I knew how wrong I really was. Perhaps I could have been spared the disappointment and despair, the sadness and sorrow, the trauma and terror and other alliterations. Or perhaps it was always meant to happen - that one day I'd find out the TRUTH about Ms. Black here...

So I was in this good mood when I logged onto Twitter (as I always do on a Saturday morning). Imagine my excitement when I saw this tweet.

WE SO EXCITED

I KNOW, RIGHT!? It was at that moment that I knew I HAD to get her to follow me. How hard could it be? Right? So I tweeted her (tweets are sequential from bottom to top) ...

And I tweeted her some more...

But still there was no follow .... That wasn't going to phase me though. I thought, heyyy what's a good way to show someone how big of a fan you are of their work? SING IT TO THEM. BUT IT STILL DIDN'T WORK.

They call her Rebecca 'Black' because HER SOUL IS DARKER THAN THE DEPTHS OF HELL

By this time I was just about ready to tweet "WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING ME BACK? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?", "FOLLOW ME BITCH!!!!!" and "I HATE YOU." but like the lady I am, I kept my cool 8)

This was when I realised that .. no, Rebecca Black does not care about her fans, she doesn't give a f^ck whether you just ate a tuna sandwich or not. And that's when I gave up. I gave up my dream. In fact, I didn't just gibe up my dreams, they were taken from me by vicious, heartless celebrity.

:'(

*END OF FLASHBACK TRANSITION*

Do you believe me now?