Insert Smart Relevant Title Here

The time is 11:44pm. I'm tired. It's like, an hour and forty-five minutes past my bedtime :( So why am I up? Well, you see there's this little thing called Physics and it's sole purpose is to confuse and annoy people everywhere. I'm sure it's useful somehow but really, can't it be cooler, more approachable? Can't it get a haircut or a shiny new outfit? And also, it wouldn't hurt to stop being difficult with everybody. Step up your game, Physics!